FRIENDZONE

HEY Y'ALL
im Emily
lets be friends

MY ANACONDA-

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(Source: mockingayyy)

posted: 3 minutes ago

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

posted: 9 minutes ago
minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

(Source: dilfgod)

posted: 15 minutes ago
high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes
posted: 21 minutes ago

lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

posted: 26 minutes ago
posted: 33 minutes ago
winterthirst:

plasticponyaddict:

My dash turned into a milder version of you winterthirst

omfg

winterthirst:

plasticponyaddict:

My dash turned into a milder version of you winterthirst

omfg

posted: 38 minutes ago

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

posted: 44 minutes ago
liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

(Source: freaksalad)

posted: 50 minutes ago

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"bisexuals are unfaithful and greedy"
you’re right. i have no faith in ur bitch ass attitude. i also want all of those brownies. no i will not share

posted: 56 minutes ago
ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

posted: 1 hour ago

jaclcfrost:

"explain the character’s motivations and the reasoning behind his actions and who he is"

well

image

there we go

posted: 1 hour ago

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

posted: 1 hour ago
#hp
posted: 1 hour ago

whitelightsiren:

shatterstag:

slaymate:

It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

My poor goddess

(Source: dismater)

posted: 1 hour ago