are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
"bisexuals are unfaithful and greedy"
you’re right. i have no faith in ur bitch ass attitude. i also want all of those brownies. no i will not share
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
"explain the character’s motivations and the reasoning behind his actions and who he is"
there we go